'John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, "John’s never seen my butthole." And John says, "Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time." I was like, "We are never doing it doggy style again."'
‘I have never seen Zari bitter like she was in the meeting. She looked like a cobra about to strike its prey’, Source described Zari’s mood!
‘You are broke and used to eat off Ivan. Now that his dead where will you get food from. I hate you’, Zari was overheard leaving the meeting.
 "Thank you Diamond Platnumz for allowing me mourn the death of my ex husband and be there for the boys as they needed me. Thank you so much for understanding and supporting us you are the best.."One thing about life is that nothing is permanent, everything is temporary. Life is always about enjoying every moment and every part of your life because it's not permanent. At some point, things fall apart either by a divorce or death. I repeat nothing is permanent that is why you got to enjoy every moment of your life.Death robbed you from us, but I strongly believe you are in a better place now that you are with God. Your physical presence will be missed, but you will forever be remembered. Till we meet again, Rest in internal peace Ivan The Don. Allow me to thank everyone who has been here for my family during this trying time. God bless you. He was the best father to our boys, although they spent only a few years with him, he always made time for them besides his tight schedule as if he knew that his time was very limited in this world. The picture proves how happy he was during this day, those were one of the best moments of course we part ways but memories don't die they last forever. It was the best day of our journey, still remember it very well like it was yesterday. Rest in Peace Ivan the Great.  |
So I went out on a blind date a few days ago with this girl who clearly cat-fished me. We hooked up online and she said she was paying for dinner, I couldn't refuse that offer 😎.I thought I was meeting with a stripper who was also in school studying to be nurse, turns out I was meeting f*ckin Terry Cruz in a wig. She asked me am I LongChicostick527 (my username on tinder). I answered yes because if I said no, she'll knock my ass out. My ass cheeks were sweating like Niagara Falls, it was quite an overwhelming and intimidating dinner because she had out about 8 plates with steak, chicken, ribs, cow, moose, wombat, gorilla you name it!!
I only had chicken salad and I couldn't even finish it 😥. So after we ate, she gave me this freaky deaky look and asked what are we doing now. I said we can go back to our houses and call it a night, I have work in the morning. She said oh no! The night is not over yet! She grabbed me by the dick, put me in a fireman's carry and carried me to the car and drove me to her place, completely left my car at the restaurant so I know it's towed. We get to her house she told me to strip very aggressively. I didnt know if we were about to have sex or fight for the WWE championship. She stripped her clothes and immediately I know I was the girl tonight. I am still at St. John's hospital with a sprained penis, fractured ribs and blood clots from the hickeys she gave me, sucking my neck like Dracula. I am slowly dying so if anyone wants to visit, you can. 🤕
